Did your computer and phone clock change themselves at the end of British Summertime? Coud someone hack the right computer and change all our clocks at once? Would we notice? Read this week’s Wharf column here.
Every night before bed I do the same things, in the same order. Remove make up, moisturise face, brush hair, put pyjamas on, brush teeth, apply hand cream and lip balm, and climb into bed. And every night, around about the brushing my hair stage, my husband calls for me to hurry up. This is because, to him, getting ready for bed is a simple one step process – remove day clothes. This is not a gender issue….
Someone has designed a sex toy for bankers. Because of course they have. This gave cause for me to email my Wharf editor the legendary question: ‘Can I write about a cock ring?’ The answer was: ‘Yes, as long as you don’t call it a cock ring.’ You can read the full article on the link below:
Here is a very NSFW (or anyone who is easily offened) video of me turning a reading from my memoir Confessions of a Fashionista into a drinking-game-come-pantomime at Kit Lovelace’sRomantic Misadventure. You may need to turn the sound right up as someone (mentioning no names*) put their finger over the mic. And be warned as it was dark and lighting was very blue, and I was wearing cream so I resemble a fat Princess Leia R2 D2 hologram message:
*Thank you to Claire McGowan for technical assistance, advice, and general smarts. You can see Claire’s own hilarious performance at Romantic Misadventurehere and find out more about her books, events and general wonderness here.
You can find the charming and super LOLZ Kit Lovelace on twitter here.