Someone has designed a sex toy for bankers. Because of course they have. This gave cause for me to email my Wharf editor the legendary question: ‘Can I write about a cock ring?’ The answer was: ‘Yes, as long as you don’t call it a cock ring.’ You can read the full article on the link below:
http://www.wharf.co.uk/2014/12/blondes-eye-view-the-bankers-s.html
And here’s the frankly amazing advert for the product. Just about safe for work, but not safe for your soul:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8qTN6__RAg