A Wharf Column About Sending a Retouched Photo of Myself to my School Alumni

| Journalism


Today I got to do something that’ll tickle me forever. I sent a professionally taken, perfectly lit, expertly dressed, retouched photo of me to my school’s alumni officer.

My teenage self – spotty, terminally pale, enamoured with shapeless black jeans and lavender Adidas sweatshirts – is weeping with joy…


To read the rest  of the column please click on the link below (it includes a strange use of M&S fruit slices):


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